Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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