Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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