you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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