Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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