physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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