Grow some girl-balls and come out already
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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