batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
