didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
how drunk are you?
Several
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Randomize