My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
