And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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