Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
