He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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