just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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