You work out of a Hotel?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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