Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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