Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just threw up on my dentist
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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