haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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