I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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