This dress was meant to end up on your floor
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All the doctor said was why
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