New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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