Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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