so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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