check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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