So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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