I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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