u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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