my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
