My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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