it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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