What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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