Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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