Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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