This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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