Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you never un-have a 4some
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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