I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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