Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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