so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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