She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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