so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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