Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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