He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
my poor anus
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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