I don't think brook has ever known best
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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