Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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