Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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