And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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