ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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