just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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