So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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