the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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