this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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