This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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