this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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