Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
