Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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