She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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