I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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