bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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