i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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