The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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