That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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