been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
